Happy Birthday KoolKat!
Ah Matt, I so envy the delightful journey that awaits you! You are about to enter another dimension. A dementia not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of befuddlement. That's the signpost up ahead (does that say "Assisted Living"???)- your next stop, the Old Age Zone!
And by the way, just forget about ever remembering who made the 5 ball, even if it was you.