If you could play anyone, who would it be?

[billyjack]

For me it's a tie. First would be Steve Mizerak at straight pool in his prime. I've been told by a road player from the 70's that he could make your long periods in the chair entertaining while he proceeded to run off 100 or so. Ideal setting would be at my local room, South Hills Golden Cue in Pittsburgh, where he often would do a weekend matchup with Hopkins, Sigel, and Jimmy Marino, the owner. Alternative would be Jackie Gleason in the "Hustler" setting. Word is he could play pretty decent without Willie doing the shooting. I'd even wear a suit for that one.

Bill

 

[Rick S.]

I have heard that Charles Barkley fancies himself as quite the cueist. I would like to play some ten thousand dollar sets with the big fella. Can anyone make that happen?

If not, I want to play that Prince fella everyone keeps talkin' 'bout.

Charles can't play a lick. I have seen him shoot before. His golf game, and pool game are about the same, terrible.

No wonder you'd like to play him for 10K!

Rick S.

 

[BRKNRUN]

Miss. USA
Miss. Universe
Miss. Hooters Girl
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Swedish Bikini Team

 

[BigCat]

My picks would be:

9 ball - Luther Lassiter
14.1 - Babe Cranfield

Ray

 

[Gunn_Slinger]

My list
Elvis
JFK
MLK
and Maggie Thatcher, man I'd like to kick her butt.
hugs
mrs.g

 

[Maniac]

Miss. USA
Miss. Universe
Miss. Hooters Girl
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Swedish Bikini Team

BRKNRUN,
You took the words right oughta my mouth!!! How could any testosterone-laden, red-blooded American male come up with an answer that differs from yours ???

Maniac

 

[hilla_hilla]

Luther Lassiter
Willie Mosconi
Jean Balukus

 

[Jimmy M.]

you aren't a Democrat are you? If so, W would horse whip you like all the other left wing crazies out there!

I'm a Democrat, and I'd bust his goofy lookin' ass. And, to add insult to injury, as I was beating him I'd ask, "is you learning?"

 

[Jimmy M.]

I'd want to play either Greenleaf or Mosconi.

 

[MikeM]

Would you take the same bet...

I want to play Jam a race to 3, 9 ball on a barbox for $10,000.

...if she could substitute her housemate?!?!

MM

 

[CocoboloCowboy]

Warren Buffett ... I'll stake everything I've got against everything he has.

Don't think Warren knows about Pool. only making mnoey.

 

[AnitoKid]

I would love to have the opportunity to play against Shane.

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[easy-e]

In order of priority...

1. Jesus
2. Lincoln
3. Mosconi
4. Reyes
5. Gleason
6. George W. Bush...but only for the purpose of beating him like a rented mule!

(-:

Why would you want to play with Jesus???? Let's turn this into a religious thread

 

[Roy Steffensen]

I would love to have the opportunity to play against Shane.

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If you transfer 10 000 $ to JCIN and are willing to play a race to 100 in 10-ball I am sure something can be arranged.

 

[bfdlad]

Why would you want to play with Jesus???? Let's turn this into a religious thread

I also want to take Ai G down,

 

[corvette1340]

...if she could substitute her housemate?!?!

MM

I'll let him coach her.

 

[corvette1340]

I'm a Democrat, and I'd bust his goofy lookin' ass. And, to add insult to injury, as I was beating him I'd ask, "is you learning?"

he would pimp slap you with his "Nucular" hands and then tell you to join the other liberal crybags on the sidelines.

 

[ironman]

he would pimp slap you with his "Nucular" hands and then tell you to join the other liberal crybags on the sidelines.

Dam, that's rough right there now.

 

[Jimmy M.]

he would pimp slap you with his "Nucular" hands and then tell you to join the other liberal crybags on the sidelines.

Sheeeeeit. He'd try, but I already know his tricks so I'd just tell him, "There's an old saying on AZBilliards - I know it's in Arizona, probably on AZBilliards - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you! Fool me ... you can't get fooled again!"

And when he kept trying to grab my junk, I'd tell him, "I said to grab some 'CHALK', not 'C**K'"!

 

[iba7467]

Don't think Warren knows about Pool. only making mnoey.

From his net worth it would appear he knows more than 70% of the countries on the planet.