Johnny Archer will be bartending today at Marietta Billiard Club from 11:30 am to 4 pm !
Come on down and check it out.
Come on down and check it out.
Johnny Archer is Bartending ! ! !
- Thread starter Shawn Putnam
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After a few hours and if tips are pretty good he will discover just how bad the job of "Professional pool player" is. He may want to take it up full time.
Oh man that will be really funny. If anyone is planning on heading over there please do me a favor and order some weird drinks. He has no clue what a fuzzy navel is or sex on the beach to be honest I'm not sure he even knows what goes into a bud light 
Confusing him constantly with fancy drinks and watching him go on tilt is something I would love to see. He must have been watching cocktail again, lol.
Have fun Johnny.
Confusing him constantly with fancy drinks and watching him go on tilt is something I would love to see. He must have been watching cocktail again, lol. Have fun Johnny.
I don't care who you are, thats funny!!! LOL
WWJD, in my world means What Would Johnny Do. He probably spots the bartenders too.
That's because if he doesn't like how he's mixing the drink, he throw it out and start over.:thumbup:
Kim Davenport will be filming, and will shortly release it as an instructional video called Target Drink Mix.
Kim Davenport will be filming, and will shortly release it as an instructional video called Target Drink Mix.
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GOOD! I told him months ago that he is his own best asset in that business. So why not take advantage of that. He should be in there every day!
LOL, the above joke about the clean bar and slow service sounds funny too.:thumbup::thumbup:
On the square for a minute, ALL busunesses need attention from their owners, a few things came up and well JA has to take care of his biz for a while. Like he told me yesterday "Well I signed on for this deal, I have to do whats necessary". He said "I have alot to learn and I will". He actually sounded excited about it, he will still be playing pool he isnt retireing-sorry other champions but you still will have to fade him.
IMO it will do him some good to get out a little and destress.We talked about him being there, and have came up with several ideas for promotions for the pool room based around him and others that are not. So this is a good thing.
I have one announcment that I'm dieing to tell everyone but I cant just yet, for those of you who know PLEASE dont say anything. Its not about pool.
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I would like to see John mix a singapore sling. :groucho
Ha! Nothing like a job to make you play better pool?
A new line of Johnny Archer specialized drinks
Well, that does give rise to a whole genre of drinks, doesn't it?
Let's see, we have:
* The Lintini, and its cousins, the Vodka Lintini as well as the Dirty Lintini (J.A. had to work long and hard on saving up for that last one)
* The Lint-hattan (or its variation, the Pick-linton)
* The Kami-lintie
* Lint on a beach (for some reason, I picture the customer of that one reduced to a spiderweb-encrusted skeleton by the time of its serving)
* Tequila Lint-rise (this one has to be served quickly, because the idea is that at the time of serving, the lint at the bottom of the glass is still rising)
* Lint Russian
* The Cont-lint-nental
* The Lint-hopper
* The Lint-driver
* Creme de Lint-th
* The Lint-jito ("lint heeto" for the pronunciation-challenged)
* The High-lintball
* Lint & tonic
* The Golden Linter (a variation of the Golden Slipper)
* Lint-adine Rickey
* The Bloody Lintie
* The Lint-prechaun
* The Al-lint-bama Slammer
* The Marguer-lint-a
* The Metropol-lint-on
* Old Fash-lint-oned
* The Tom Coll-lints
* The Lint Whiskey Sour
...gosh, the possiblities are endless!
-Sean
Well, that does give rise to a whole genre of drinks, doesn't it?
Let's see, we have:
* The Lintini, and its cousins, the Vodka Lintini as well as the Dirty Lintini (J.A. had to work long and hard on saving up for that last one)
* The Lint-hattan (or its variation, the Pick-linton)
* The Kami-lintie
* Lint on a beach (for some reason, I picture the customer of that one reduced to a spiderweb-encrusted skeleton by the time of its serving)
* Tequila Lint-rise (this one has to be served quickly, because the idea is that at the time of serving, the lint at the bottom of the glass is still rising)
* Lint Russian
* The Cont-lint-nental
* The Lint-hopper
* The Lint-driver
* Creme de Lint-th
* The Lint-jito ("lint heeto" for the pronunciation-challenged)
* The High-lintball
* Lint & tonic
* The Golden Linter (a variation of the Golden Slipper)
* Lint-adine Rickey
* The Bloody Lintie
* The Lint-prechaun
* The Al-lint-bama Slammer
* The Marguer-lint-a
* The Metropol-lint-on
* Old Fash-lint-oned
* The Tom Coll-lints
* The Lint Whiskey Sour
...gosh, the possiblities are endless!
-Sean
If he gets 40 hours/wk, he can play CrownCityCorey even.
We're talking about Archer, not Kucharo. You need to get that bromance under control!!
:thumbup::thumbup: This is gonna be one of the longest one-liner threads on AZ.!!!
I did not specify Archer...simply said Johnny!!!! Kucharo is well versed in the libations, he'd probably be a super bartender. Ever had a Miller Lite Spritzer???