A guy wants to get with his friend's ex-girlfriend...
"Go ahead, she is all bush and no tush."
Ass....Cash....or Grass....No one rides for free....
Just change that a little and it's a perfect double entendre that fits the guy with his 10 grand Black Boar but no game.
ALL STICK AND NO BALLS!
Ass....Cash....or Grass....No one rides for free....
to finish off an unmovable loud mouth or challenge a blowhard customer into getting down to biz........tell him..........that he is " 20 years a cowboy
who never stepped in cows*#t. " Worked for me.
Ass....Cash....or Grass....No one rides for free....
Ours was real similar. Ass....Gas......or Grass, no one rides for free.
WAIT! Was it ... "fool me once ..."
Oh never mind. At least I think I'm funny.![]()
All heart, no dough.
HEY YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS BUDDY!
lol just kidding....just got back in late last night from 10 days about 120 miles out in the gulf...we caught some BIG snapper, amberjack.
next hitch I'm going to post some pics and video my buddy took out there of a pack of about 40 dolphins playing....let me tell you we had 30 guys working out there and WORK SHUT DOWN!!!!
Talk about a beautiful experience, it was so nice to see such a thing after the disaster that is BP. Its things like that, that keep us working out there and makes it all worth the time away from our families, loved ones, friends...and for at least one of us, azbilliards and its wonderful members that I've come to call my friends/family.
hope your doing well joey,
-Grey Ghost-