old Texas saying

I just imagined a scenario where some guys are drooling over a hot girl shooting pool...

"Dude, she is all tease and no sleaze."
 
Sorry in advance

A guy wants to get with his friend's ex-girlfriend...

"Go ahead, she is all bush and no tush."
 
A guy wants to get with his friend's ex-girlfriend...

"Go ahead, she is all bush and no tush."

i was in Conyers a few months ago and John Hager Jr came walking in. The guy behind the bar yells." hey John, your mother called and wants her break back"!

Well, it was funny to us?
 
to finish off an unmovable loud mouth or challenge a blowhard customer into getting down to biz........tell him..........that he is " 20 years a cowboy
who never stepped in cows*#t. " Worked for me.
 
to finish off an unmovable loud mouth or challenge a blowhard customer into getting down to biz........tell him..........that he is " 20 years a cowboy
who never stepped in cows*#t. " Worked for me.

This sounds like the start of an interesting story. Pray tell. :)
 
Ours was real similar. Ass....Gas......or Grass, no one rides for free.


Your right it was gas, its just that my brain and gasoline and cash seem sooooooo similar in the last ten years....must of been brainwashed.
 
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Old texas saying?

WAIT! Was it ... "fool me once ..."

Oh never mind. At least I think I'm funny. :)
 
Sweatin the action...

I MAKE ALOT OF MY FRIENDS LAUGH WHEN I TELL THEM..."THIS ACTION IS MAKING ME SWEAT LIKE A PROSTITUTE IN CHURCH." THEY SEEM TO GET A KICK OUT OF IT. OR "SWEATIN' THE ACTION LIKE A PEDOPHILE AT CHUCK-E-CHEESE...":thumbup:
 
All work and no play.......

All heart, no dough.

HEY YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS BUDDY!;)

lol just kidding....just got back in late last night from 10 days about 120 miles out in the gulf...we caught some BIG snapper, amberjack.

next hitch I'm going to post some pics and video my buddy took out there of a pack of about 40 dolphins playing....let me tell you we had 30 guys working out there and WORK SHUT DOWN!!!!

Talk about a beautiful experience, it was so nice to see such a thing after the disaster that is BP. Its things like that, that keep us working out there and makes it all worth the time away from our families, loved ones, friends...and for at least one of us, azbilliards and its wonderful members that I've come to call my friends/family.

hope your doing well joey,
-Grey Ghost-
 
HEY YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS BUDDY!;)

lol just kidding....just got back in late last night from 10 days about 120 miles out in the gulf...we caught some BIG snapper, amberjack.

next hitch I'm going to post some pics and video my buddy took out there of a pack of about 40 dolphins playing....let me tell you we had 30 guys working out there and WORK SHUT DOWN!!!!

Talk about a beautiful experience, it was so nice to see such a thing after the disaster that is BP. Its things like that, that keep us working out there and makes it all worth the time away from our families, loved ones, friends...and for at least one of us, azbilliards and its wonderful members that I've come to call my friends/family.

hope your doing well joey,
-Grey Ghost-

Show pictures of fish caught, please.

Glad you are working! We need producers in the pool room. :wink:
 
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