Not that Doug will have any trouble
Not that Doug will have any trouble on that day he does come to the gate, but I am quite sure that he could talk his way through or talk Saint Peter into a bet that not even Saint Peter has a prayer of winning!
Hu
Not that Doug will have any trouble on that day he does come to the gate, but I am quite sure that he could talk his way through or talk Saint Peter into a bet that not even Saint Peter has a prayer of winning!
Hu
Smorgass Bored said:It is tiring and exhausting for me to try to post responses, but I feel the need to try to speak to my many dear friends here.
My blood pressure remains dangerously low and leaves me weak, but I have not surrendered. I did not come home to die or commit suicide.
My last comment to the VA cardiologist was to find a couple of surgeons and an anesthesiologist with enough gonads to perform the surgery and I will return at a moments notice. I also told them that I would absolve the doctors and assistants from any bad consequences.
I said that if the odds were 95% against me, that I would take the 5% and go all in. The hospital calls me each day to see how I'm feeling and I reiterate my feelings to them. Some of them understand English enough to understand half of what I'm saying.... imo)
I have to stop writing, because it's wearing me out, but I MUST tell you about the dream that I had:
<insert dreamy music Here>
I passed on and approached the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sat at a table just outside the gates with a huge book in front of him.
He told me that the book contained the actions of my lifetime on Earth and began to laugh uproariously. He said that even someone with my sense of humor couldn't seriously expect to enter heaven with my long list of sins and transgressions.
He said that he was sorry and then pointed the way to the DOWN elevator. I turned and headed to my hot Lower Room. I was almost at the elevator, when I heard St.Peter screaming, Mr.'Wiley', Mr.'Wiley'..... you aren't the guy that's #1 on AZB and the first to ever reach over 1,000,000 in Rep points are you ?
Please, go right on through the Pearly Gates, your cloud is all fluffed up and awaiting you.
Doug
(SO, it was worth it, afterall............ thanks to ALL my friends here for the nice cloud with the great view)
Dou